Why do most human beings have an insane and irrational fear of death? Which then dictates their entire lives!

“God is a comedian playing to an audience to afraid to laugh” – Voltaire (I think, Google it yourself)

Like… Every single human being has to do it! We all know it’s unavoidable! There is not a single human being that has ever come back from it, and gave us the answers…

(NO THERE’S NOT! If you beleive that Jewish guy did 2000 years ago, you’re a fucking moron)

Every single life form that has ever existed and ever will exist, has died, and will die…

Whether ‘consciousness’ remains or exists in another place or state is a far more interesting subject to ponder!

Reincarnation is an interesting subject.

(thankyou ancient Egypt!)

And the number of adverts on TV trying to sell you shit for after your dead! HOW THE FUCK CAN ANYONE SELL ME SOMETHING FOR WHEN I’M DEAD! How insane is that… Think about that for one moment!

People should plan for their death, in terms of how and where, and under what circumstances they want to die…

Do you know how I want to die? Like Don Corleone. Just having a heart attack at 70+ years of age, playing with a grand child…

“Mummy! Grandpa is playing dead again!”

“Tell him to stop being so childish, and to come help make lunch”

“I already did… About ten times… But he’s playing dead really good this time!”


Or… If I am unfortunate enough to be dying in a really frail and weak way, when you can pretty much know on which night your going to die… go out with an Ayahausca ceremony!

“I know I’m not going to make the night. Please, bring in the shaman and let’s get this ceremony rolling… this one’s going to be mind-blowing”

People are nuts when it comes to their death!

2 thoughts on “Why do most human beings have an insane and irrational fear of death? Which then dictates their entire lives!”

  1. As much as I want to tell you how much of a moron you are…I’m not…it’s really difficult, mind you…I mean REALLY difficult! But I’m not going to tell you that you are a MORON. You know why? Because I’m the “F*** moron” who believes in that JEW who died on the cross and rose again 2000 years ago. And how appropriate that we will be having this conversation during…wait for it…Easter and Passover…you, know, where Jesus DIED and rose again…and where God allowed the Spirit of DEATH to passover the Jews who put the lamb’s blood across their doorposts. For some reason, during quarantine, and as Im eating breakfast, I come across your delightful article (lucky me)…I say, “Lord, I have kids to feed (that’s the only time they are not fighting in the house during quarantine), an elderly mother I am taking care of, and a husband who needs help with a chicken coop that he decided to build in case we’re heading to an apocalypse! The last thing I need to do is to write to a man who has no idea what the crap he’s talking about and wouldn’t care about a thing I have to say!”. And do you know what the Lord told me…He said, “Write to him…tell him that I love him…he is going through a lot in his life, but I am with him… always have been… always will be. Tell him I will take care of his needs.”. Can you believe that! He is so much nicer than I am!


    1. First! You’re married? Jesus fucking Christ, I sincerely hope the poor bastard doesn’t have to spend apocalypse with you!
      Second! You spoke to God! Really? What else did he say… Your God, or my God?… Maybe Alllah for any Muslims reading.
      In regards to your God being nicer than you are…
      Well… ๐Ÿค”… He’s obviously not. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
      Hey I’m Jewish… Our God massacres our enemies for us, and rains down fire and brimstone, brings plagues upon them… Asks for sacrifices and everything. ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
      Regarding that Jew who people claim to have rose from the dead (for my sins of all things! The presumptuous little shit that he was)… The only human or even living creature beleived to ever have done so in Earth’s 4.5 billion year history of life…
      Extraordinary claims, require extraordinary evidence.

      I doubt you’ve seen or read American God’s by any chance?
      Well… ๐Ÿค”… Happy fucking Easter! (Paying homage to the fertility Goddess Ishtar)


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