Coronavirus alert! This is serious…

Look, I masturbate six/seven times a day… Sometimes ten if I’m feeling extra special (a smile from a hot woman in the gym)

Toilet paper should prioritised to those who require it the most!

🤔 That may possibly be the reason I never get ill. A good immune system.

I’ll probably be 110 years old, being interviewed live by some hot young news reporter…

“So tell us Mr Hurley, what is the secret to your old age? Do you want to tell us?”

“… Masturbation”

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