“Ooh! You shaved off your beard. Good idea!”
“Why is it that?”
“Coronavirus. You’re more likely to catch it with a beard… also better for your face mask”
Firstly, fuck off. Secondly, I’m not going to be wearing a face mask. Thirdly 🤔… Fuck off.
And then people say…
“Wow, you look strange without a beard. Can’t remember what you looked like with out one”
… it’s been a year and half. You can’t remember me a year and half ago… without a beard? Really? Sixteen years as an adult, without ever growing a beard… You don’t remember any of that?
The real reason I’ve shaved it off, is because with a beard, I pass for late 30’s, possibly early 40’s… without it I pass for mid to late 20’s.
And the only time you’d catch me wearing a face mask, is to avoid inhaling the red mist that fills up a room when you blow someone’s brains out with a pistol… Which may very well be next person who makes a really ignorant and ill informed comment regarding the Coronavirus. 😷