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I’ve got free horseriding lessons! :D

I’ve got free horseriding lessons! A woman who has 40+ years experience caring for them (Krav Maga training)

I think it is the most amazing thing I have ever done! Fuck scuba diving. Fuck motorbikes. Fuck everything else! (Krav Maga is a necessity)

They are the most amazing animals on the planet (Dolphins? Meh?… Higher level of consciousness, but known to engage in gang rape)

I want to know everything I can about horses. How to ride them. How to care for them. How to treat them. How to befriend them. How to keep them… I want to be the perfect equestrian! 😃

I HAVE NEVER FELT SUCH A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION TO ANOTHER SPECIES, AS I HAVE TO HORSES! 🤗

I will become one of the most powerful men on the planet… one of the movers and shakers of the 21st century (if I haven’t done so already)… I won’t drive a Bugatti, or a Lamborghini… I’ll strole into town on a fucking horse bruv! 😆😂🤣

Erm? Burt Reynolds… BURT FUCKING REYNOLDS!

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