Christmas is a willful and contrived mental breakdown… Cleverly disguised as a festive celebration… It’s actually a form of self harm!

๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Why do you fucking retards to this yourselves?… EVERY fucking year!

There’s a reason suicide rates, domestic violence, family fallouts, marriage breakups… Sectioning under the mental health act… all spike at Christmas time… ๐Ÿค”

Because it is not a joyful and festive celebration… It is in fact a willful and contrived mental breakdown that people are choosing to have once a year! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ It’s a form of self harm. (much like that Jesus character people keep banging on about)

Drink too much, eat too much, put yourself under a shit load of pointless and unnecessary stress… Who the fuck are you all trying to impress?… Your immediate family and close friends? ๐Ÿ˜ The very people who have seen you at your very weakest and most vulnerable (usually at Christmas time) Come on now… Don’t be fucking morons.

The biggest load of commercialised, overly advertised, money wasting, over the top, capitalistic bullshit you could ever witness.

(Jesus’ birthday? Absolutely no fucking evidence for any of that… besides that whole messiah saviour son/sun being born to a virgin mother story… exact same one was told in ancient Egypt a thousand years prior… just repackage it and set it at the winter solstice… IT’S ASTRO-THEOLOGY!)

The Siberian Shamanic Santa Clause tripping balls on psychedelic reindeer piss… I like that part of it.

(I usually partake in a psilocybin mushroom ceremony on the 21st Dec… But I think I’m still tripping from the 500g I took a few months back)

The advert I want to see at Christmas is a white, ripped up, six pack, sexified, Jesus (trimmed beard)… Two other hunky guysโ€ฆ effortlessly carrying the cross to Golgotha… A half naked Mary Magdalene and other beautiful women gorping over him… allowing him self to be painlessly crucified by the Romans… to a Kanye West beatโ€ฆ …

“I’m living in that very first century, doing something mean to it, better than you anybody y’all see for the next Y2K, until Kanye do it”… VERY FIRST CENTURIES SCHIZO MAN

Now I know what yโ€™all thinking… โ€œDanny Hurley should work in advertisingโ€โ€ฆ But quite obviously I have no soul to sell!

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