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Best not to go into too much detail… But MI6 tried blowing up my flight

“Having been around explosives all my life, the device as described to me had an amount of explosive on it that I just did not believe could destroy an airplane in flight. So, we tested it, on a real airplane, on the ground, pressurized. To say the least, it destroyed the airplane.” – Secretary of Homeland Security, John Kelly

Yeah MI6 officers planted a’mother of Satan’ (Acetone peroxide) bomb in my laptop, and expected to detonate it at 30,000 ft, somewhere over Europe.

Luckily a lovely Jewish girl, CIA although possibly Mossad (both! 😆) warned me the night before. I already had an idea… but yeah I think she saved my life.

Anyway, what was the point I was making?… oh yeah… FUCK THE UNITED KINGDOM!

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