Last time… MI6 tried blowing up my plane!

“Surely you can’t be serious?”

“I am serious… And don’t call me Shirley”

… they know what they did… and they fucked up big time! They planted a ‘Mother Of Satan’ (Acetone peroxide) bomb in my laptop, and tried getting me to board a plane (a nice girl from Langley warned me night before)… British Intelligence is over, the British establishment is over, the British public are falling apart at the seems, the last remnants of a collapsed empire… No-one gives a fuck for Britain, and their desperate pathetic little intelligence services.

Go and suck Donald Trump’s dick.

1 thought on “Last time… MI6 tried blowing up my plane!”

  1. I had every intelligence and military officer out saluting me on my way back to Astana! 😆😅😂🤣
    I’m not making this up!
    “Next time you come back, I buy you a drink”
    … Yeah, just prevented MI6 blowing up one of your flights… Buy me a drink!


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