“Surely you can’t be serious?”
“I am serious… And don’t call me Shirley”
… they know what they did… and they fucked up big time! They planted a ‘Mother Of Satan’ (Acetone peroxide) bomb in my laptop, and tried getting me to board a plane (a nice girl from Langley warned me night before)… British Intelligence is over, the British establishment is over, the British public are falling apart at the seems, the last remnants of a collapsed empire… No-one gives a fuck for Britain, and their desperate pathetic little intelligence services.
Go and suck Donald Trump’s dick.