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The Self Defence Security Umbrella!

“You paid £200 for an umbrella?”

“Hell yeah! 😀 The Security Umbrella… I’m going to learn different styles of stick fighting… If I ever have to defend myself again (no doubt I will)… The first line of defence is my security umbrella!” 😆😅😂🤣

“tipped with cyanide”

Second line of defence… the tactical self defence pen…

Third line of defence… my fucking fists!

(and elbows, and head, and knees… and toes! ‘Knees and toes, knees and toes’)

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