“You paid £200 for an umbrella?”
“Hell yeah! 😀 The Security Umbrella… I’m going to learn different styles of stick fighting… If I ever have to defend myself again (no doubt I will)… The first line of defence is my security umbrella!” 😆😅😂🤣
Second line of defence… the tactical self defence pen…
Third line of defence… my fucking fists!
(and elbows, and head, and knees… and toes! ‘Knees and toes, knees and toes’)