First of all I thought… “Riiiiiight” 😅😂🤣
Then, I’m thinking, if it’s indestructible, you’ve essentially got yourself a baton/fighting stick/badass striking weapon disguised as an umbrella.
You can take it through airports, carry it anywhere legally.
What I’m terrified of (in certain Latin American countries) is a machete attack, which is a motherfucker to defend against… But this will do nicely! 😁
Plus it’s always fucking raining in UK.
King David’s man…