A self defence umbrella? :/ … … HANG ON!

First of all I thought… “Riiiiiight” 😅😂🤣


Then, I’m thinking, if it’s indestructible, you’ve essentially got yourself a baton/fighting stick/badass striking weapon disguised as an umbrella.

You can take it through airports, carry it anywhere legally.

What I’m terrified of (in certain Latin American countries) is a machete attack, which is a motherfucker to defend against… But this will do nicely! 😁

Plus it’s always fucking raining in UK.

King David’s man…

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